Fuck you Keith, Fuck you Wendy’s. Fuckkkk. Okay.. I’ve so far made it through 1.5 of the burritos and I’ve had to stop for a health break. Was starting to feel seriously ill over the last couple of bites. There’s this weird texture between lukewarm melted cheese, sour cream and semi-hard bacon that’s just kind of unnerving, also the build-up of grease is ridiculous, I feel like the average obese American teen, stuffing my pimply little face full of cheeseburgers because my parents don’t love me enough to by me my own Porshe. Or Portia de Rossi… is she still around even, or did one of those kids eat her too? Regardless Keith you’re a bastard, I took a tonne of pictures of the process, hopefully I’ll survive the night. The shakes are coming, I can feel them.
Rating
Flavour - 7
Runny Nose - 0
Filling -10
Overall – 5 (5, the bridge between good and bad, or in this case evil)
Pictures of the process:
First off: Half the Bacon
The Burritos being prepped for bacon reception
The first batch of bacon complete
The Aftermath... this is about 2 bites away from where I said.. "no more."
ANd now for Todays Videos
*For whatever reason this video wont upload properly, I'll have to take another shot at it tomorrow.
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